Small dog. Big bark. Tiny opinions about everythingGuards the porch like it is the entire kingdomWoof! Yes, you — come say hello 🐾Curled up tail-to-nose in a sunbeam, dreaming loudlySmall dog. Big bark. Tiny opinions about everythingGuards the porch like it is the entire kingdomWoof! Yes, you — come say hello 🐾Curled up tail-to-nose in a sunbeam, dreaming loudly
Ring 2 · Size class: all of them
Micro vs. Mega
Micro
Palm-sized. Orange-tan. Red collar, gold tag. Walks into every room like the room should be grateful. Has never once been told he's small, and would not believe you.
vs
Mega
The Great Dane next door. Gentle giant, best neighbour on the block, holds the door. Micro struts past him every morning. Mega nods. Respect runs both ways.
The measuring tape
Barking distance
Micro was measured next to a few everyday things. The tape says one thing. Micro says another.
The coin
Micro is taller. He'd like that on the record.
The sneaker
The sneaker wins by a heel, on paper. Micro has declared himself the winner anyway.
Mega's paw
Not a loss. A pupgrade waiting to happen.
Bark-o-meter
Give it a press.
Every press is one more bark from a dog who thinks he's ten times his size.
Your barks this visit: 0
CA
Read the tag.
Every good dog wears its name on its collar. Micro's tag carries the $MICRODOG contract address, so you always know it's the real pup.